What does a newspaper columnist do when he has nothing to say? He writes musing...here are my musings.
This place is humid.
Students have to pay for hot water when they bathe.
Students (some teachers too) don’t bathe everyday.
Paper towels are not provided in any public lavatory used by the locals, EVER.
The same applies to toilet paper. Bring you own or suffer.
I do not trust people that do not keep up with current events.
It is ok for a student to sleep, read, play video games or listen to music in a Chinese
teacher’s class.
The Chinese dump raw sewage into any body of water.
Many students in the Lambton Program are DUMB.
Chinese teachers are afraid of western teachers.
Dogs and cats do not understand English.
Some people are afraid of black people.
People are the same everywhere.
Maintenance mops the bathrooms and surrounding hallways after every class break:
it is not really mopping, they simply spread ALL of the liquid on the floor around so it will dry quicker.
The hallways around the bathrooms smell like urine.
This place is hot.
People smile more if they don’t live in China.
Cute large breasted Chinese women do exist.
Most Chinese technology is acquired by ill-gotten means.
Why does the Chinese army use an abacus to target their nuclear missiles?
The Olympics mean A LOT to the Chinese.
The Olympics mean so much to the Chinese government, in Beijing it is now illegal to spit in pubic.
I am not an asshole. Everyone, repeat after me: Terry is not an asshole.
China is a very militaristic society.
Chinese bread products are very sweet.
Christal tries to belch like a man.#
At any time, day or night, three Chinese television channels are broadcasting a movie, play or documentary about one of their military victories.
It has been too long since...
Pizza Hut in China is not that bad, nor that good...just like in the States.
Fried fish bones are a traditional Chinese food.
Chinese people spit the bones from the food they are eating on the table next to their bowls.
You are always moist here.
They (the leaders) turn off the electricity to the dorms at 11:00 pm: Students pay for the electricity they use.
Using chopsticks at every meal sucks.
Whatever you do, do not have a local restaurant make you something that is not on the menu.
I have next week off and will do some sightseeing. Pictures in the next post.
